Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
Today, my boyfriend is quite capable of getting an erection. He gets one when we watch porn, when I talk dirty to him and do handjobs or blowjobs, but the moment I get naked for the main event, he goes as soft as a boiled noodle. I haven’t been properly shagged in 6 months. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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ErzaScarlet_fml 15
I'd say dump him, sounds like an asshole.
Emmiii_fml 18
You should really confront him about that :/ sorry about that. Hope you'll get everything sorted out! You deserve better :)
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Comments (137)
amarie2009 22
Time to kick him and his lifeless willy to the curb!!
NodakN8V 25
Call his ass out in front of said neighbor and watch him back peddle
someguyhere 12
I doubt it but he could still be telling the truth. The thrill of watching someone undress that you shouldn't and having the chance of being catch is more exciting. Take your boyfriend to a parking lot and have sex in a car, in an ally, at work and test to see if its the thrill or not.
Haze360x 0
I think the part where all wondering is, is the neighbor a guy or girl
mishwarner 14
He's not interested in you & he is clearly a coward for not addressing his issues. Leave him. Undoubtably you deserve better. Don't be afraid to be alone.
ulisesvm 3
.... And the neighbor is a guy :0 plot twist lol
Demonyx 6
Part of it might be performance anxiety which gets worse if it happens more than once and wouldn't be a problem at all if he doesn't need to be erect so it seems perfectly reasonable that that might happen
Monika444 1
Dump his lying ass
mathsgeek69 8
cut his dick off
Holy_Code 7
Dump. Him.