Intimacy: Honest

Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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Thursday 4 March 2010 12:14

does your hand fall asleep also?

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Thursday 4 March 2010 12:11

you needa do a better job then

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darcislove 18

Sunday 12 January 2014 7:10

lmao sorry for your luck

MissLily_fml 4

Saturday 11 October 2014 1:59

Lol...Well she is honest at least :P

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