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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
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Top comments
Helldozer 0
It could that it's because you **** like a **** star.
blackicysheep 8
hahahahaha what's the **** stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)
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Comments (92)
Fuk_My_Life 0
2,000 voter of I agree your life is ******
I_GET_ASS 0
R E P E A T
plexico 4
If you say his favo(u)rite pornstar is Ron Jeremy, I think I'll puke. Do you have that mustache?
Ninjaface 0
If that's the only reason, then you have some issues to work out. Like getting a personality and not sucking in bed. Just don't dump your boyfriend over this, because contrary to popular belief it will be quite hard to find another guy shallow enough to date you.
BigD3452 6
hahaha that's awesome guys are shallow trust me I know my gf looks like Megan Fox!!! i love it, **** I'm going back to bed I think some mornin nookie is in order peace
brendalovee_ 0
lmfao norbit
Grangoire 0
This is bad because...? Take it as a compliment. Most **** stars are HOT. At least he wasn't dating you because you look like his mother. O_O
sovereign_fml 0
Megan Fox < My ass crack true statement.
survivalratezero 0
Maybe he likes the **** star because she looks like you.
Clitastrophe 0
Kill him and eat his brain! He deserves it for ******* your life up! Not. Why do you think your life sucks? Go make **** and get rich!
brendalovee_ 0
some pornstars aren't that appealing. it depends which pornstar. haha