Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star. FML
Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
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Top comments
quontag 15
You could always dress him up like your favorite **** star.
softballgrl1086 4
That doesn't sound so bad ;)
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Comments (56)
Cheedweed 12
I wouldn't consider that a bad thing really.
btx2 9
How is this a fml? More like ftw!
Sporkly 26
And this is a bad thing because...?
quontag 15
You could always dress him up like your favorite **** star.
IKIWIatFIFi 3
yayyyy more sexx
Shrike 24
I'm pretty sure she either A) doesn't want sex, or B) is insulted to be compared to a **** star, and C) is insulted that he only wants to have sex because she looks like a **** star. Hence the FML.
sexxxysydney 14
At least it turns him on instead of turning him off, even if it is because she looks like a **** star, right?
n3rd43v3r 10
do you want him naked?
markuskind 7
Thats good OP! Go with it
softballgrl1086 4
That doesn't sound so bad ;)
dhenri 9
Yeah, I don't see why she's so upset!!
Pimento_fml 7
I agree. I really see nothing bad in this situation.
FailsDaily007 3
Yeah, I don't see why this is an fml hahaha
mfazi456 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What kind of idiot would tell their girlfriend that
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
I would feel quite flattered. Some **** stars are pretty hot.
spekledworf 18
My ex-boyfriend once begged me to dye and cut my hair a certain way, so I obliged. He then confessed that it was because he wanted me to look like Katy Perry. It's no coincident that he's an ex now.
imperialtl 12
This is a bad thing because...?
adam0241 4
Blonde is beauty. Why would you dye your hair? -_-
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Well, many people like to experiment with their looks. Maybe OP was looking for a change in her style. :)
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
9- what's wrong with dying your hair?.-.
suicidehacker21 8
Are you stupid ._. That's my question.
perdix 31
Put a video camera on a tripod and see if you can take that title!