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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
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Top comments
Helldozer 0
It could that it's because you **** like a **** star.
blackicysheep 8
hahahahaha what's the **** stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)
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Comments (92)
seanhavens 0
that's funny
CheapGodiva 0
If you still with him than you deserve it
itsxbabyxjay 0
SO?!
my_usagi 0
I dunno why everyone commenting here is retarded. it's a bad thing, why? because he's dating her based on her appearance, and if that wasn't bad enough, he likes that she looks like a girl who prostitutes herself basically. it's gross
corleon198425 22
if you looked like Julia bond he's lucky
flockz 20
hahaha feel good thats a compliment.
maryalexes 0
You spelled favorite wrong
RndmMagician 0
It's a compliment, accept it
awksome 0
i hoped for something like that to happen all my life, and you make it a FML?? my gf looks like my favourite mother in law
buttersxlx 2
Do you look like Ron Jeremy?