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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
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Top comments
Helldozer 0
It could that it's because you **** like a **** star.
blackicysheep 8
hahahahaha what's the **** stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)
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Comments (92)
ycw97 0
If you look like Annette Dawn, you can't blame him...
Bruce222 0
Ya your life is sooo ****** god we date you for your looks.... Your lucky!!!
spyderman2190 0
wow ur life sux, im sure glad Im not good looking, sux to be you
christdwp 0
you also can't spell, so double for him.
97currie 0
yeah "favourite" was spelled CORRECTLY, dumbass. she just lives in the uk.
Dynoblaze 1
I bet you'd have no problem if he looked like your favorite actor.
banger12 0
Exactly. But you have to remember its a woman so that means its a double standard.
Destinyx 0
**** stars are usually hot, so if i were you i'd take it as a compliment :)
BlackScorpionAng 0
Yeah FYL... I'd be upset too if I looked like Ron Jeremy. Look on the bright side honey, at least you still have a boyfriend.
emilialoriana_fml 0
then make him want you more and then dump him ! hahah
jordynf10 0
learn to spell. its F A V O R I T E .
Alexis_fails_lol 0
The spelling of favorite is different in England, they just put a U after the o. It's just how it is.
Bano360 25
you spell plenty of things differently. learn to accept them. i know you won't change the way you spell colour or grey.
flying_vegan 0
Considering we invented the language, I'm pretty sure you can **** right off, #48.