Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was texted by a number that their "date" had given them. I replied that they'd got the wrong number. She then sent me a picture of herself and started flirting. I was suspicious about this, so I ran her photo through Google image finder. Her "photo" is apparently used by scammers. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
To be honest I think that was a bit more polite of her and as they didn't know you it'd be a bit odd for her to sneakily give you her number that way. I don't really see anything wrong here.
MrConcise 35
If you're enough of a creep, you can check with your service provider. Don't be enough of a creep, please.
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Comments (46)
ckerane 16
Maybe you should have just asked for her number
killer0689 20
what's yours ?
kingcaper817 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you really want her number her number will be in your history so if you type in each number eventually you will find the first number of her phone number and it will be in your history and there you go
Ki11erC 18
No it won't.
meli1195 31
on gs3, even if you delete the text thread, the phone number will appear in the recently contacted on the "phone" part of your phone
buckstop1 37
I'm going to assume that by "gs3", you mean the Galaxy S3?
Jasim 17
She did the right thing. But you could have asked her out or something.
Probaton 11
How does wanting to protect herself from being stalked by a random person on the streets make HER the bad guy?
KhaleesiDannie 26
I'm sorry OP I would have done the same thing sometimes letting random people have your number opens the door to crazies not that you are but strangers are strangers
Dthsapprntc 23
Strangers are just victi*cough* I mean friends you haven't met yet. *grins*
KhaleesiDannie 26
You make a point haha
sweetnsourrr 11
I see nothing wrong here, I would have done the same thing. She doesn't even know you and it would be weird to have some random person call you...
patrickalamo 48
Hey stocker just check you phone bill
saliwells1 18
*stalker
ELoni_fml 25
And you thought it was some sort of elaborate scheme to give you her number? If she didn't knowingly give your her number so you could text her it would have been inappropriate for you to contact her
lazyslumber 18
Clever girl
limabeans101029 21
Well... can you blame her? You're a complete stranger, I probably would've done the same thing. Even if she hadn't deleted it, it would've been kind of creepy for you to contact her when she'd never explicitly given you her number or said she wanted you to contact her