Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nice
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Let her have her fun
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Dad jokes FTW!
Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says, "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
Quality family time
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
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zraya218 0
Well then. Coats pwn sisters.
NorfolkDude 2
And I would have been like, "You're old!"
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Comments (77)
zraya218 0
Well then. Coats pwn sisters.
dont_stop_believ 0
why r ya all saying fyl?! f the sisters life for not having a nice coat!
blo0_starZz 0
My first thought was "PEDOPHILE!":o xD
duckpsy 2
That sucks. F your life.
Meow34 0
PWNED. Your grandpa is a dick.
NorfolkDude 2
And I would have been like, "You're old!"
chelzy 0
yeah!!! tell the old fart to get a life!!! and a new fake hip!!! that's why he's bitching!!! his hip Is probly busted!!
Jmgonzo 10
How is it an insult to have a busted hip?
DaftPyramid 0
Haha, your Grandpa is funny.
iloverichardhell 0
At least you have a nice coat.
AutumnJazz 0
Maybe you're really young? Or maybe he felt your sister needed a confidence boost?
liz16 0
could be worse, coulda said your coat was ugly.
breaksprinter_ 0
Your GRANDPA said that? I'm not quite sure I believe that, sorry. But maybe, he really did think your sister needed a confidence boost because if you didn't need one, then he could obviously think the same of you. And maybe he didn't think you would have appreciated receiving the same compliment as your sister. How old are you anyway?
Sarah__917 14
I agree! Grandpa are always Nice !
Bubs_fml 0
Just because he didn't say "Oh, and you're beautiful too" does not mean he thinks you're ugly, unless there is more to this FML than what is written.