Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was texted by a number that their "date" had given them. I replied that they'd got the wrong number. She then sent me a picture of herself and started flirting. I was suspicious about this, so I ran her photo through Google image finder. Her "photo" is apparently used by scammers. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
To be honest I think that was a bit more polite of her and as they didn't know you it'd be a bit odd for her to sneakily give you her number that way. I don't really see anything wrong here.
MrConcise 35
If you're enough of a creep, you can check with your service provider. Don't be enough of a creep, please.
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Comments (46)
BananaSquats 2
Maybe you're not a ladies man. Don't get them craving. Sorry, some are just born ugly.
StarWarsDude13 13
YDI for kind of being a creep.
bassfisher100 23
getting your hopes up is a good way to fall. I'm sorry friend :c
missbrit818 20
Awww bummer!
Axel5238 29
Not cool man, very passive aggressive way of trying to get to know someone. Just because you got her number to send the photo doesn't mean you should feel like you have a right to continue texting her after. She gave it to you with a very specific purpose.
Ianamis 6
Uh yeah that is not what he meant. Seriously he was hoping that she would give him her number you know as in she was into him. Goddamn.
enginsteve 17
Look at your phone bill and get the phone number. Then post it to plague and tell people you made a bet with her that you wouldn't get 40 people to call her. She will start getting thousands of calls a day..
thetoadstool 16
Dear lord, what an asshole you are for suggesting that. That's ****** up, dude.
Vegetarian27 24
Of course she did! She didn't want some random dude knowing her number and having her picture!
badgercheese94 16
OP is seriously creepy AND desperate. Like wtf? They just wanted you to take a picture, not hook up or anything. What did you plan to do? Text her later and be like "Hey, sup? It's me, that dude you had take a picture of you and send it to your phone. Wanna go out?" How is she gonna reply? "OMG YES!" In your dreams!
stolenballoon 5
Sorry dudebro, she doesn't owe you anything but a sincere thank you for sending the photo.
Turtle_Man 21
That's what she should have done...