Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was texted by a number that their "date" had given them. I replied that they'd got the wrong number. She then sent me a picture of herself and started flirting. I was suspicious about this, so I ran her photo through Google image finder. Her "photo" is apparently used by scammers. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
To be honest I think that was a bit more polite of her and as they didn't know you it'd be a bit odd for her to sneakily give you her number that way. I don't really see anything wrong here.
MrConcise 35
If you're enough of a creep, you can check with your service provider. Don't be enough of a creep, please.
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Comments (46)
Dcm210 19
But you still have her number right?
emmsies 16
I.completely understand her...thts pretty legit and she has the right to do tht...it's kinda creepy tht u wantd her number evn tho u guys don't evn know each other and all u did was take a picture of them and send it to her
janaek683 12
ha "FRIEND - ZONED"!!!
Dean__Winchester 16
If ya' wanted her number then just ask for it. Worst case scenario is she'll say no and be on her way.
cfett199 8
Don't consider yourself special man. She could have picked anyone but just because she chose you to take the picture doesn't mean she instantly liked you, you were just convenient. Also, I'm sure she instantly deleted the message because she's had another creep do the same thing. What did you think you were going to talk about? "hey, I'm that guy who let you use my phone to take a picture 'cuz yours died, and I used the message to get your number, so uhhh.... nice weather we've been having?"If you just asserted yourself, actually made an introduction, and asked for you phone number, you probably would have gotten it, or maybe just a courteous refusal.