blahhlovely_30
United States
Hello?
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Crazy cat lady
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
catfriend
Salida, United States
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Username
United States
Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML
Is he stupid?
United States
Humaaaaaaan! Open the doooooor!
Today, my dumbass cat won't stop screaming and whining at me because I won't let him go outside. It's winter, and this is the Midwest. He did this without my knowledge once before and had almost frozen to death by the time I figured out where he was. Also, he's too loud for earplugs to drown him out. FML
IAdoptedACat?
Tulsa, United States
Get away from me
Today, I learned that, after catching my newly adopted cat so we could spend some quality time in the closet during a tornado warning, she's unwilling to let me close enough to administer her ear drops. I left my covered parking at work and took hail damage for this. FML
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sophiamichelle 0
aw I'd like die if I lost my cat ):
Wuuper 0
oh boy sorry
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tona01 16
i love cats, and i have a few of them, but that's hilarious
rjnorton84 0
If it's any comfort, mine was locked in a house for sale and was missing for 19 days. He eventually came home (very very hungry) and had survived off of toilet water the whole time. Don't give up hope!
nikki9tails 3
it could still smell leave out it's treats or food that could attract other animals but atleast it's a shot at the cat coming home, or leave something of yours out the smell cats don't forget smell I don't think
bequietbekind 0
Yes, leaving out food works. Leaving out clothes with your body smell is important too. Don't close the door until it comes back. I've seen this technique work two different times to recover lost kitties.
nikki9tails 3
My dog, I open her treats in a different room woft the smell around she comes to me or woft the smell of meat she does the same thing. Being deaf heightens other senses right should be the same for a cat. Just figured. Smell is comforting to a dog when the person is away. I'd try if I lost my dog. I'm surprised no one thought of this. I'm on an iPhone so
nikki9tails 3
okay one more time iPhone so I usually get to the point grammar crazed people might correct me
BabyBlaze 0
That's awful! I'm sorry.
Mokiikom_fml 8
You sound like you have no empathy whatsoever, and don't even seem saddened by the situation... Poor kitty, it's F his life, not yours!
tokyoheaven1994 0
I'm glad most people are not tolling this person fml thank I like to see peace
Lei_Aili 18
Try putting some food outside, something wet and smelly, that may lure him home. Or try spreading out some litter from his catbox in a trail from your house in different directions around your neighborhood. If he smells it, he'll recognize his own scent from it and follow it home. Good luck, and I hope you find him. I know how heartbreaking it is to lose a kitty.
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
Something wet and smelly... hmm, your grandmas ******?
stridernfs 0
dude, get your mind out of the very old and nasty gutter
Lei_Aili 18
My grandma's dead, asshole.
allia118 11
Bitch much? I think yes.
allanaskye 0
what are you allthatglitters21?
stridernfs 0
today i finally left my oppressive masters who kept assuming i was deaf then realized i had no food and no bathroom, fml
Shannon61 4
Mhmmm that's a tricky pussy.