blahhlovely_30
United States
Hello?
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Crazy cat lady
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
catfriend
Salida, United States
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Username
United States
Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML
Is he stupid?
United States
Humaaaaaaan! Open the doooooor!
Today, my dumbass cat won't stop screaming and whining at me because I won't let him go outside. It's winter, and this is the Midwest. He did this without my knowledge once before and had almost frozen to death by the time I figured out where he was. Also, he's too loud for earplugs to drown him out. FML
IAdoptedACat?
Tulsa, United States
Get away from me
Today, I learned that, after catching my newly adopted cat so we could spend some quality time in the closet during a tornado warning, she's unwilling to let me close enough to administer her ear drops. I left my covered parking at work and took hail damage for this. FML
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sophiamichelle 0
aw I'd like die if I lost my cat ):
Wuuper 0
oh boy sorry
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Comments (242)
DocBastard 40
Ilazy and vabeach, you're both equally heartless and ugly. Who the **** cares? Now shut the **** up and stop with the unnecessary insults. You're pissing off the natives.
Jizwold 0
96 has a point about the ugly thing... I'd still hit it though
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Yeah people, quit making thongs... Wait what? O_o
pokopiko 9
I know an epileptic guy with an epileptic cat. its awesome. :P
ozarkmatt 0
I had a deaf cat for years that would get out, hide, whatever. I learned, open a can of tuna (the oil version if you have it). Walk around the house waving your hand over the can. Be sure to open closets, the door might have been open just enough. Then, if you think kitty got outside, put the open can just outside the door. Cat will come back to where it went out, and the tuna will attract. Pay attention though, watch for feral and wild animals that might show up. This worked for me for years.
annihil8or 15
Ok run to walmart and buy a "Hello Kitty" toy or whatever. Next get cheese so you can get a mouse in yo house and then the cat will come after the mouse. Last but not least, get the cat a hearing aid, they probably have one for animals
TheJester12 15
toushè miss, toushè .
odexy 12
Touché*
tona01 16
gosh don't you know that the new cool way to say it this days is toushè, like tacos is now takus and pizza is za
HaleyKristan 0
awww well that's sad :(
thatonename 7
I ran over a cat once. wasn't my fault and there was literally nothing I could do. they do make a weird crunching noise that sticks with you for a while.
Thanateros 1
****...that's horrible :( I hope you find it soon and I hope it's ok :(