blahhlovely_30
United States
Hello?
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Crazy cat lady
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
catfriend
Salida, United States
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Username
United States
Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML
Is he stupid?
United States
Humaaaaaaan! Open the doooooor!
Today, my dumbass cat won't stop screaming and whining at me because I won't let him go outside. It's winter, and this is the Midwest. He did this without my knowledge once before and had almost frozen to death by the time I figured out where he was. Also, he's too loud for earplugs to drown him out. FML
IAdoptedACat?
Tulsa, United States
Get away from me
Today, I learned that, after catching my newly adopted cat so we could spend some quality time in the closet during a tornado warning, she's unwilling to let me close enough to administer her ear drops. I left my covered parking at work and took hail damage for this. FML
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sophiamichelle 0
aw I'd like die if I lost my cat ):
Wuuper 0
oh boy sorry
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Comments (242)
picklezz123 5
it? wow .. I call my cat a she
lizbiz5694 4
glad I'm not the only one who noticed the it instead of he or she. if you care so much wouldn't you call it by it's gender or even it's name?
Mokiikom_fml 8
OP clearly doesn't cares. Not only the way they talk about the kitty, but also the whole "whatever" attitude about losing a cat, as if it was an old sock rather than a living being/part of the family. Some people just have no hearts. :(
inthemillions 0
I was thinking this too. Why is the cat called 'it'
BWill9014 4
First of all you're all riding way too much on the "it" and 75 please enlighten me on how you were able to read this person's emotions and come to the conclusion that OP has a "whatever" attitude about the cat being lost... wouldn't that defeat the purpose of OP posting this? You people need to think more before you comment... seriously
tona01 16
its psicology, when a person associates with an animal they refer to it by gender, they humanize it please if i do have mistakes correct me its hard to learn english
Superman972015 5
my thoughts exactly.
BossMindedFemale 20
psychology* it's hard to spell in English, too apparently.
likeyourelooking 6
Awwww that REALLY sucks. hope you fin your cat soon!
jazziness 12
whoever said ydi are some asshole
sundayporch 2
Because everyone has the time to keep an eye on their cat 24/7.
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
But then what's the point of getting a cat if you aren't dedicated? No one is saying that you have to keep an eye on him 24/7, but if he's deaf, then you should constantly check in. Nonetheless, even if he's not deaf, you should still watch him.
rjnorton84 0
Not if he or she is an outdoor cat. Best thing you can do then is get a chip, a good collar, and get them in at a routine hour before the sun comes down everyday.
Happygofucky 0
After reading this FML I went to get my kitty for a cuddle and he decided to take a dump right in front of me in the garden. -.- I think I'll wait until later for some cuddles..
CrazyGirl445 4
Aww why not now
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
He's ********. Couldn't be anymore clearer. :)
bethany_camille 0
YDI for liking cats!
intheboot 0
exactly!
vabeach94 0
*ydi.
vabeach94 0
ydi for being a fat heartless bitch
tona01 16
hahahahahaha 51 you rock
jewjewB 0
well she might be chunkier but your way uglier it's a lose lose situation so shut up!
mintcar 10
Aw, poor kitty.
tahvoh 3
I would love if I lost my cat. and dog...and borthers and sister..:)
jltstephens 0
twat did you say ? I **** hear you ...
TheJester12 15
cooch you show some respect for the poor deaf pussy?
wiccabrat1 0
What's wrong? Do you have an ear infucktion?
lizzlegirl 9
I had a blind cat before. it got run over by a lawn mower..
Avenged7Gabe 0
? WTF? How Does That Happen?
Taz_the_Spaz 0
it was hidden in tall grasss- thus why they were mowing it.
KiddNYC1O 22
Aha ^