blahhlovely_30
United States
Hello?
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Crazy cat lady
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
catfriend
Salida, United States
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Username
United States
Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML
Is he stupid?
United States
Humaaaaaaan! Open the doooooor!
Today, my dumbass cat won't stop screaming and whining at me because I won't let him go outside. It's winter, and this is the Midwest. He did this without my knowledge once before and had almost frozen to death by the time I figured out where he was. Also, he's too loud for earplugs to drown him out. FML
IAdoptedACat?
Tulsa, United States
Get away from me
Today, I learned that, after catching my newly adopted cat so we could spend some quality time in the closet during a tornado warning, she's unwilling to let me close enough to administer her ear drops. I left my covered parking at work and took hail damage for this. FML
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sophiamichelle 0
aw I'd like die if I lost my cat ):
Wuuper 0
oh boy sorry
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Comments (242)
zman1422 3
open up some food... maybe it'll come then
dirtyblond 4
hahahah
momma_jess20 0
awh that sucks. hopefully youll get it back.. i have a deaf cat as well and would be so torn if anything happened to her...
MdoAngel 0
well if your cat wasn't in sight then how would it hear you if it wasn't deaf? Plus are you new to this whole cat thing? they usually wander off and come back.
allia118 11
Sorry about your cat. I'm sure it'll come home.
wally563 0
It doesn't matter cats don't come when you call them
Telly333 0
All you do is get one of those bags with treats in it that cats love, shake it and your cat will come a runnin!!
krazygirl100 9
the cats deaf it wouldnt hear the bag any way
naynay104 0
just to point out, someone above said all deaf cats are white, not all white cats are deaf. There's a difference.
NextBigThing5044 0
Aw sorry
wiccabrat1 0
Now you are proving her point about being an asshole. She is not ugly. It's just FML, there is no reason for people to get so upset and mean. This is supposed to be a happy funny site!