Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Growing old gracefully
Today, I found out that as I get closer to 40, I often need to wipe my arse when I fart. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Trust issues
Today, I ended up shitting myself when trying to pass what I thought was a small amount of gas, only for it to be diarrhea. I turned 37 last month. Never trust a fart, right? FML
blondie875
United States
Y'all need fiber.
Today, I had just gotten out of the shower when I thought I had to fart, so I ripped it. instead, I shat all over myself and my floor. I'm 30. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
ym
United States
Leaked
Today, at the ripe age of 29, I pooped my pants. It was a little diarrhea and I had expected it to be a fart, so I quickly had to grab my shorts, waddling to the bathroom, commando. FML
Anonymous
Growing old sucks
Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML
Sarah
The Bronx, United States
I hope not
Today, I pooped my pants for the first time, ever. At least since I was a baby. I just turned 38; is this what getting older looks like? FML
Darla
Arcadia, United States
Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Better safe than sorry
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
shitty situation
United States
A bit lax
Today, I shit my pants. I don’t even remember trusting a fart. As in, it literally just fell out of my ass. I’m only 24. FML
Anonymous
Ardmore, United States
Ring of fire
Today, I have a bad case of diarrhea. The worst part isn’t even sharting in bed while sleeping naked. It’s the severe asshole pain from having to wipe my ass twenty times in twelve hours. FML
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nickob96 25
The shart strikes again
xx000o 27
Just wait till you hit 50.
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kappachino3 6
Gross
nickob96 25
The shart strikes again
egnur_mas 19
Never trust a fart ?
moondoglou420 17
You better start taking better care of yourself.. Either that or stock up on adult diapers.
xx000o 27
Just wait till you hit 50.
diisneygirl 2
It could be something youre eating. Figure out what may be causing it
Brandi_Faith 34
You could also have a medical condition. 40 seems a little young to have bowel incontinence troubles. Maybe you're having too much fibre and your bowel movements are too soft? Or maybe you're having loss of pelvic floor muscles due to an unknown illness. I'd bring this up with your doctor, because this doesn't seem like normal bodily function for 40 years old. Better to get checked out and be sure there isn't something else wrong, maybe there's a way to fix it instead of just living with it.
loucypher 2
It's got nothing to do with age it's about your diet.
the_real_dvd 21
I turn 40 this summer. This isn't happening to me. See a doctor or change your diet.
edmunson 22
Over 50 myself, and don't have that issue. Try living a healthy lifestyle and the shart problem will take care of itself. Eat right and exercise...make your life better AND longer!