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Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML
Today, my dumbass cat won't stop screaming and whining at me because I won't let him go outside. It's winter, and this is the Midwest. He did this without my knowledge once before and had almost frozen to death by the time I figured out where he was. Also, he's too loud for earplugs to drown him out. FML
Today, I learned that, after catching my newly adopted cat so we could spend some quality time in the closet during a tornado warning, she's unwilling to let me close enough to administer her ear drops. I left my covered parking at work and took hail damage for this. FML
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sophiamichelle 0
aw I'd like die if I lost my cat ):
Wuuper 0
oh boy sorry
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Comments (242)
PurpleWaffles 2
Aww it's okay Op :) your cat will be found.
FreakingSucks 2
Luckily it's deaf not dead! Some one will make it a new happy home!
im2cool2fml 0
sucks to be you
prettyspiffy816 6
Start checking shelters, call vet hospitals, and leave cat food out for your cat. It'll come home in no time when hungry.
lordcaliburx 0
who cares? it's a cat.
ChinaBabylove69 0
I am terribly sorry about your cat! hopefully he will find it's way Back home!
paprikacha 9
Why do so many people assume that just because the OP used 'it' and doesn't have several sad face emoticons that they're a heartless ass that doesn't care about their cat? If they didn't care, do you think they'd have bothered to post an FML about it? And not only that, clearly in order to know that the cat is fully deaf they would've had to take it to a vet at some point. Making such an assumption based on one minor thing in the way the FML is worded is kinda lame.
ViolentBears 0
Woah, no need to call her that. = You don't her so you don't know how she acts. Don't call anyone a ****, it's hateful and rude. She shouldn't have called you a heartless asshole, but what you said to begin with was kind of rude anyways. Jeez. Seriously, guys...
iBanana 17
Hahahahha adding this to my favorites.
EatnBeef 7
tell me how you lose a cat? your a retard op
odexy 12
If it's an outdoor cat it's extremely easy to lose him/her. Anything from coyotes to cars can kill them. Heck, someone could have even seen the cat roaming their yard and took them in. I personally have my two cats indoors, but my parents hate litterboxes so they've had their cats outside their whole lives. You can't even begin to imagine how many cats I've lost to the great outdoors. My most painful loss was knowing one of my cats actually froze to death during the winter. :( Of course, a cat will be much happier outside. Mine will try to bolt outside anytime I open my apartment door (which thankfully only leads to a hallway.) It's just too dangerous, especially since I live in a city. Anyhow! OP, you could always try clapping. If it's nearby it may be drawn out by feeling the vibrations.
satanstolemysock 11
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