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Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML
Today, my dumbass cat won't stop screaming and whining at me because I won't let him go outside. It's winter, and this is the Midwest. He did this without my knowledge once before and had almost frozen to death by the time I figured out where he was. Also, he's too loud for earplugs to drown him out. FML
Today, I learned that, after catching my newly adopted cat so we could spend some quality time in the closet during a tornado warning, she's unwilling to let me close enough to administer her ear drops. I left my covered parking at work and took hail damage for this. FML
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sophiamichelle 0
aw I'd like die if I lost my cat ):
Wuuper 0
oh boy sorry
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Comments (242)
Arcangel1101 1
Maybe it'll get lucky and find the three blind mice....
TempestRain 0
WIN
vabeach94 0
poor baby D:
vabeach94 0
um no . not aha. hearltes aholes
caobai 0
oh yeah,now she is free!
alexavb15 4
Here Kitty Kitty,?
cdypoore 0
how do you lose a cat?
amberlin19 0
poor kitty
amarie366 0
I hate cats, but that's really sad!
showmyboobs 5
u should have gotten a hearing aid
Mokiikom_fml 8
That doesn't exist. Your intentions are good, but try sticking to reality.
ponygrl97 0
Wut wuld have there been to say?? No no don't spring for the catnip??