Nalanie

Fort Worth, US 31 years-old In a relationship

Krissy 6 April 2012, 02:11 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Hangry sex

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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Dave 23 April 2012, 13:22 Brookfield, United States

Fat chance

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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