Krissy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hangry sex
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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sandwichsex
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
fuckingdonuts
Edmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say yes
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
datingmrpicky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
jessica
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Dirty talk
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
fuckadaisical
Pontypridd, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
elisimo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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BRicci17 4
At least he didn't ask you to make it.
DEzey 0
Gotta refill the calories he's burning.
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Mekeritrig 15
Seinfeld did it! George Costanza mixes food and sex and eventually can't get an ****** without food.
pinecone1414 6
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the meats.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Sounds like this guy has a pretty big ego to be honest. I could just imagine him wanting to brag to his buds about something like that.
wellnevermind 4
^ Exactly.
epiceggrolls 6
If you said yes he would love you forever haha
iseyixes 18
If you let him mix his hunger appetite with his sexual appetite; who knows what's next!!
WaylonD 4
Win for multitasking!!!
babe7260 30
You've got to be kidding? So sorry!!! Don't know what the hell these guys think sometimes!!!! Brutal!!! Hope you told him to go make his sandwich & stick it up his ass!!!
lrgenesis 19
My vote on this for FYL or YDI will be determined by whether or not you let him eat the sandwich.
Techtacular 0
A boys gotta eat if a boys gotta eat!
burningpassion69 6
It a perfectly normal fetish. Don't knock it till you try it ;)
GUNN1313 3
I don't know but personally all I can think about when having sex is..........well sex maybe you are doing it wrong and he is getting board
Yourheadache 19
I was thinking the same thing.
hollywoodt1ts 15
bored??