Krissy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hangry sex
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sandwichsex
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
fuckingdonuts
Edmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say yes
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
datingmrpicky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
jessica
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Dirty talk
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
fuckadaisical
Pontypridd, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
elisimo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Top comments
BRicci17 4
At least he didn't ask you to make it.
DEzey 0
Gotta refill the calories he's burning.
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hateevryone 15
Is he serious? That's all guys think about.
Lord_Nord 4
George castanza classic! YDI for being boring in bed!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, because a 300 or less word anecdote about an annoyed OP shows a complete view of her sex life. Good job for that analysis, here is a fail cookie.
Calyx_fml 22
Labia kind of looks like the side of a sandwich. He should eat yours.
SeriouslyMan 0
Costanza!
mpclaw 3
And? (I like club sandwiches)
sierrabitch 0
My boyfriend would get a slap straight to his head if he did that! Lol
jinggle 5
Dump him.. Idiot guys..!!
I_heart_sex 1
So he can have some meat while you are having some meat. Genius!
foiled 15
he probably would've asked you to make it for him too :P
waterpistol 4
good first comment.