Today, my nana died today of a heart attack in her sleep. I’ll never know if there was something I could have done, because while it was happening I was upstairs with a dildo, as it’s been a month since I had sex and I had the urge. I feel so selfish and ashamed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, for some reason my girlfriend wanted to have sex in the bathroom at a family funeral. I’m sure that’s a sin, I mean… we definitely did it, so sorry Nana, but now I feel all wrong about it and I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell one day. FML
Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML
Today, after my grandad died suddenly last week, we were cleaning out his house and found a full on sex dungeon, with pictures of him and nana going back 50 years. My siblings are all chicken shits, so I have to deal with that room by myself. Rubber gloves and a therapist required please. FML
Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health, and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML
Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, I visited my 78 year-old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't feel bad. You could have been in the same room as her and not known. Even if you were there as her carer you can't be expected to sit and watch her 24/7. You did what you could, when you could, and that's enough.
poopface82 25
My ex lost her stepdad many years ago the same way. Most of the time, either they make it or they don’t; you could have been right there and almost certainly wouldn’t be able to change the outcome.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't feel bad. You could have been in the same room as her and not known. Even if you were there as her carer you can't be expected to sit and watch her 24/7. You did what you could, when you could, and that's enough.
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, you could have lent her the ***** and let her go out with a bang. No, but seriously, you most likely could not have changed her fate even if you were a heart surgeon.
HayNow 11
Richard...you are a card.... LOL....but you are right....OP shouldn't beat themselves up.
poopface82 25
My ex lost her stepdad many years ago the same way. Most of the time, either they make it or they don’t; you could have been right there and almost certainly wouldn’t be able to change the outcome.
RichardPencil 32
And no one should feel that masturbation kills your older relatives. That's just coincidence, I suppose.
Crowned Sataness 12
there was nothing you could have done. she was asleep, most likely you could have been sitting right beside her and have had no idea. it is unfortunate timing, but even if you were her full time carer you need, and are entitled to, a few minutes of alone time.
kitten79TX 5
Pleaae see a grief counselor. You didn't do anything wrong, and there likely wasn't anything you could have done.
wrenavery90 12
She died in her sleep. What could you possibly have done?
spinningrecords 14
There is nothing you could have done. Don’t let it drag you down
ciph3r 10
It is not your fault so do not feel bad. She went in her sleep. When it is your time, it is your time. Now, if she had the heart attack when she caught you with the *****, that is a different story…
ciph3r 10
It is not your fault so do not feel bad. She went in her sleep. When it is your time, it is your time. Now, if she had the heart attack when she caught you with the *****, that is a different story…
Beackers675 13
Babes, you are NOT guilty in this scenario. I know there's nothing any of us can say to take that feeling away, but factually, you're not. Heart Attacks can happen so suddenly, and 9/10 times there's nothing you can do but hope they come out of it okay. Regardless though, I'm so sorry for your loss and what you're going through. I lost my grandma 7 years ago, extremely suddenly. The pain doesn't go away. But every day, it gets a little easier to handle. Keeping their memory alive helps