Today, my new boss, the CEO's son, finally showed up for work, three days late and right after lunch break. His first order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone for not having a diet latte waiting for him on his desk. God help us all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met the new boss, who kicked the door open looking 15 years-old, with sunglasses on hiding his hangover, threw his bag on the desk knocking everything over, and greeted me with, “What the hell you doing in my office, bro?” This is going to be a complete disaster, I can feel it. FML
Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML
Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML
Today, I was chastised by the CEO in the middle of a management meeting for showing up late to work every day, despite being in my office before 9:00am every morning. It was my 5th day on the job and no one had bothered to tell me that the office opens at 8:00am, and not 9:00am. FML
Today, at work, our boss's son came in to help. The whole time he was there he sat in the back on his phone not helping and whenever we asked him to do something, he had an attitude. The only time he voluntarily got up to help was when his dad came in to check on the restaurant. FML
Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML
Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for ignoring emails on my day off. Our emails are only accessible from work desktops, so I’d have had to be at my desk to answer it, which I had to explain to him 3 times before he understood. This is what happens when CEO’s promote their nephews to middle management. FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
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one_unlucky_guy 9
Sounds like the typical movie-like spoiled rich kid.
skigirl98 9
He's obviously a different person before he has his coffee.
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one_unlucky_guy 9
Sounds like the typical movie-like spoiled rich kid.
xlord 27
and if movies are anything to learn from.....soon you'll have his job and get the girl.
EduJav321 24
Horrible bosses is a good way to learn how to deal with said individuals... And is funny as hell
p3mguin 7
My boss got a new lambo a couple days ago and the boss's son(who is one of the managers - of course - ) complained about the lambo not being "his" favorite color. Even though it's not his...
mjoyn98 1
F all of your lives..
Aniki_Sohma 20
My advice would be to get him to jump out a window. Remind him of his small penis, tell him how he never got laid in college, and if worst comes to worst, push him out the goddam window.
Rowdey 10
36 - So OP should belittle him repeatedly up until he murders his boss? How could that go wrong?
bjf10 22
Whatever movie this is should turn into a boxing movie. That or a slapstick buddy comedy.
GodPart2 20
Sounds like it's time for laxatives in his latte :-)
downtime 13
If you ever see anyone bring in a latte for him...go in and drink it yourself. It will make listening to his bitching seem like a sweet reward. Make sure you **** with him by rearranging all his things, taking and replacing various objects on his desk and suck up so he never suspects you for a second. The moments of self satisfaction would make the job more bearable.
jt33396 2
Oh ya don't say?
ToxicTyrael 26
#70 Sounds like it's time for strychnine in his latte...
stary1722 6
How dare you! Not getting him his diet latte....smh (sarcasm) I wish you lots of luck....
onlychildFTW 34
Poor OP. and there's nothing he can do. This is funny in the movies but surprising and disappointing it happens in real life
patrickalamo 48
Latte with laxative just what he ordered.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
WTF IS A DIET LATTE?!?! I hope he gets slapped by a cyclist just for asking for one of those.
johobus28 26
Nepotism is alive and well, folks.
cutemonsterx3 6
Where in the world do u work at?? I wouldnt take it seriously.
kimg0885 23
Texas
TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai 4
Oh shit
Hershey903 5
Don't mess with Texas
Dekarian 7
47- Okay, I won't litter in Texas.
myFMLname 8
13- its the new soviet Russia
Somerandomkidz 0
Sounds like new York..
BlindyMcGee 2
I wouldn't want to work at a place where that behavior is not punished.
the_anti_hipster 7
It's the CEO's son. OP can't do shit if the CEO won't hear it...either way his life is going to be miserable. Start tuning up that resumé OP!
laurenlovesjb 20
Well, I would work anyplace that gave me a job. Frankly, in this economy, you have to take what you can get if you want to have an income that isn't unemployment.
skigirl98 9
He's obviously a different person before he has his coffee.
goldfishgod 20
Made me laugh out loud. :)
Sliver1991 26
He probably didn't have his coffee for... Three days?
Darkmagic666 9
Your comment made me laugh and as I'm at my parents house they looked at me weird.....this happens a lot to me
Kiki242 19
Spoiled little brat. FYL indeed.
flockz 20
sounds like you need ************ Jones.
unhappybitch 8
And $5,000 in a suitcase..
sampsonrybak 3
Hell yea! :) lol
kimg0885 23
This guy must have not seen to many hidden camera shows. This dude is just asking for someone to piss in his latte!
TBelle4Ever 15
Horrible Bosses anyone?
awebb21 7
Give him a regular latte, see how he reacts when he finds out its not diet.Revenge:)
skigirl98 9
Oh! The horror!
compasseagle89 8
that's your idea of revenge? terrifying. not to mention that someone who reacts the way this guy does would easily consider this a fireable offense.
PhishloverA 14
#10, people would get fired then
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
#16 They might get fired, but you can slap a lawsuit on the company. We'll see how the CEO's son's testimony holds up in court. " But Your Honor, It wasn't a diet latte, so I fired him." Let's see how that works out .