Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year-old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled, "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML
Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
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daffyduck69 0
"Today i had my bday party. We had an inflatable obsticle course and we played hide and seek. Some really creepy guy snuck behind me and shouted "FOUND YOU!" right in my ear. I was so scared i wet myself. FML"
Alkron 0
THAT IS HISTERICAL! And totally awesome! I mean it's slightly FYL because of you were sposed to supervise them and probably not make that happen but SO FUNNY
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Comments (16)
suyci 0
hahahahahahah xD i bet its the fml because you had to clean him up? xD
nonameisaname 0
hilarious!
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
LMAO!
Alkron 0
THAT IS HISTERICAL! And totally awesome! I mean it's slightly FYL because of you were sposed to supervise them and probably not make that happen but SO FUNNY
ertw 0
I laughed aloud at this one :)
daffyduck69 0
"Today i had my bday party. We had an inflatable obsticle course and we played hide and seek. Some really creepy guy snuck behind me and shouted "FOUND YOU!" right in my ear. I was so scared i wet myself. FML"
xSusannah 0
LOL!!!! oh no
Kupokupupo 0
haha
wooters 1
something that wouldve probably happened to me too..
owneditup 0
rape isnt rape... if u yell "surprise!!!" first