Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML
Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When I showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire staff was there, greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says "you suck" more than being "that guy" at your job. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I started my job at a kids summer camp. The first little girl to arrive told me to close my eyes and open my hand because she had a "surprise" for me. Yep, a dead, decomposed sparrow covered in all sorts of bugs sure is a surprise. FML
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year-old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled, "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML
Today, it was the last day of camp. I told my friends we should exchange e-mail addresses so we could stay in touch. Apparently, they all had already exchanged their contact info. Nobody asked me for one piece of my contact info even once during the entire six weeks. FML
Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML
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guitarchic12 0
Well.. I guess if no one found you...you won! Jk FYL
9inchesSoft 11
They probably do it to all the new people that work there so I wouldn't be too worried.
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Comments (103)
Dunvanation 4
Or just **** with them. Pretend you're insane or set something on fire
wowthatissad 9
This made me really sad. Im sorry op, that must've been incredibly embarrassing. Those people are dicks. I'll be you're friend!
yoyoyolol08 5
Be friends with the kids. Thats what really matters
HappyBlackGuy 1
I would be happy since I didnt have to do any work
HappyBlackGuy 1
Do any work man I dislike iphone keyboards
CrazyManNo9 29
OMG!!! It was a joke! Get over yourself or no one WILL want to be around you.
kimg0885 23
Shouldn't it be the other way around? Make the kids hide for two hours, instant break!
spacemanspiff78 7
Since when do you hide during a scavenger hunt? Aren't you supposed to be out looking for stuff?
maggiehowell12 4
How is that a scavenger hunt?
leogirl95 12
I think that game is called hide and go seek, not scavenger hunt
Dixbfloppin 11
It's always the new guy.