Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML
Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML
Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML
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BahahahLOL 0
I'm pretty sure they didn't just "forget" about you.
Garytt 0
where did you hide?
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Comments (140)
Bree12345 15
that sucks p
valri3 0
Yeah...but at least she did some advertising.
ManziPicoso 0
...and she won the hide and seek!
rebekahah 7
yeah. hopefully it was a good movie. :)
smileeee_fml 0
i dont think her friends wanted to 'play' hide & seek in the first place. it was all a plan so she can go hide and they leave.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
58 knows what's up
ImmortalKratos 0
well guess that makes this Fml a little worse "today I found out that none of my friends like me and ditched me at ikea"
omgwtfbbq69 5
58 is smart
mhnilo88 0
op YDI if you actually thought hide and seek was a good idea it's obvious why your friends would want to ditch you. Unless you are like 10 and if that is the case fyl for being stuck at ikea but go call someone to pick you up and get revenge.
rallets 23
whats wrong with hide and seek? >:O
iDoubtWhales 7
Lol maybe you talk during movies so they said PEACE!
uncbballwins 0
58 I used to do that to the fuckface brats when I was in preschool
cheyenne19 0
maybe her "friends" left her bc she's immature and her friends think she's annoying so the only plan was to get rid of her. and only a child would fall for a game like that. dumbass
NoahStaz 3
88 You've obviously never been to an IKEA. It's the best store in the world! Furniture for the ladies, day-care type thing for the kids, and a food court for the guys! What will IKEA bring us next?
L_Lovegood 19
I don't know how old OP is, but say she was about 15-17 years old and her and her friends are just really IKEA-y. I've noticed how some persons tend to wish they were children again at that age, which would explain the hide-and-seek. Also, how can you NOT want to play hide-and-seek in IKEA? It's like a magical fairyland of magic! XD
WhateverFloatsYo 0
great friends you got there
jsx12345 0
OP, they probably don't like you, so they were trying to get away. Do not take this the wrong way, just get new friends.
Every1luvsfmls 6
They went to see a justin beiber concert lucky they forgot about you!
tulsafml 0
^ well considering it said movie... I think they saw Justin bieber in 3d. not the same but it's in ******* 3d
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Careful puppy, that kitty has a sniper rifle! =o.o=
Garytt 0
where did you hide?
broccoli2 0
in the catalogue
evan_789 7
#32 WIN!!!
franniedottp 8
LMAO!
DiamondFinish 0
After 10 minutes you should have figured that out. It was their master plan to leave you anyways. Muahahaha! >:]
kpanda 1
read my mind
BahahahLOL 0
I'm pretty sure they didn't just "forget" about you.
insanesna1l 0
someone would have noticed you were missing but they didn't care. good thing you weren't abducted
Garay 0
Who the hell hides for 30 minutes! I would've done 10 as a max. No hiding spot is THAT good.
ThogTheCaveman 7
5 & 36- exactly. 115- you'd be surprised. I have some stupid friends.
Nimmrodel 11
At least you can use this as example of how committed you are to something. put it on your CV
insanesna1l 0
"I once hid in Ikea for so long my friends forgot about me" "congratulations mr bush, you are now hired as president"
smileeee_fml 0
loll^
CateXOX 0
Nah, Bush never had any friends.
WOGBRO 6
ROTFL LOL
BahahahLOL 0
Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my super furry octopus inhabited the motherfucking toilet? :D
Kinu_fml 0
Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off I drop my taco
lbf_fml 0
^ this was hilarious! >XD
DiamondFinish 0
Rolling on the floor laughing ******** hysterically my small feces on international diplomacy monitoring Talibans.
morgan320 0
Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Sister Falls Onto Insane Discusting Man Tragedy
carcinogan 0
boobs.
Nimmrodel 11
I agree with 39
Nimmrodel 11
yes that's what I meant :p
katrina96 0
hahaha! that's great!
ChibiGirl5 0
I like 13's lol
Garytt 0
IKEA is the size of a mall O.o how long would it take to find everyone
Lustuu_fml 14
WIN!
Doortje 30
Shouldn't have worn yellow.