Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML
Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I'd touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
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Llamassss 21
Dip his mouse in the toilet.
Olovio 5
Spray hand sanitizer in his eyes!
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OfficeNinja 5
workplace biological war is declared. strike back. when you get sick, sneeze all over everything. soak raw chicken in body temperature water for a couple of hours, then swab that water on everything. whatever it takes to infect your enemies with funk. you did not start the war, but you must end it!
scottgeo 0
Your going to have to do something drastic to make that stop. Supersoaker with hand sanitizer perhaps?
For_Real_Deal 0
With or without a fear of germs that's freaking gross..... You should put a tack in his chair.
catkat1988 17
That's in no way funny. I know how much of a problem OCD is, and OP, it sounds like your boss is on your side, so I'd take the prank up with him/her. Your coworker may have thought it was funny, but should've known better. And if your coworker did it knowing how devastatingly impairing OCD is on a person's quality of life, I hope he will be fired. And seriously, even without OCD, anyone would've thought that was really gross (maybe except for myself, I completely lack any healthy concern for infections, but still...). But definitely FYL, and good luck getting that kind of bullying stopped as fast as possible. I hope you find the opportunity to take it up with your boss.
nivek_yarb 0
He is getting in your head. Kill him.
ScarletBloom 14
Pee on his mouse and wipe dry.
Socomsnake 11
Wow. Have his ass fired.
Zomg_Okay 27
Thats an awful, disgusting thing to do regardless of OP's condition(s). OP, report him to your boss.
ZielZone 4
ROFL... Get Lysol!!
perdix 31
Do you get a special parking spot when you have a handicap like that? I'll bet yours has a protractor and a micrometer so you can check that you parked your car just right.