Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML
Today, I got my period during my dance solo. My costume was white. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
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Top comments
Inkoseh 33
Crappy situation aside, get a period tracker app, and let it remind you 2 days before expected start. If I know I'll be away from home and/or doing activities, I've worn a light pad to prevent early accidents. Sometimes there's days I have no cramps but it still comes. Sorry about it being seen, I'd be mortified too!
BurnInDemonFire 39
If he didn't tell you by saying "You've got red on you", he's not worth your time.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
If he didn't tell you by saying "You've got red on you", he's not worth your time.
real life problems 26
For a second I thought you were the karate girl who's boyfriend got beat up by a feminine fury.
Inkoseh 33
Crappy situation aside, get a period tracker app, and let it remind you 2 days before expected start. If I know I'll be away from home and/or doing activities, I've worn a light pad to prevent early accidents. Sometimes there's days I have no cramps but it still comes. Sorry about it being seen, I'd be mortified too!
LuLu Walker 3
Not all women are regular. Tracker apps don't work for many women, and even if they do work, they can be wrong on occasion.
Inkoseh 33
Obviously women can be irregular, but the majority aren't. Especially if you're on BC. OP writes it out as if it was probably a normal time to start it, just not smack dab in the middle of a class. No where is it written "Today my period came 'EARLY'..." Period tracker app still does help A LOT of women! Get into the habit of it sooner than later, and you won't be surprised as much.
RichardPencil 32
There’s a gang of women waiting to beat the shit out of him for causing bleeding in your lady business. They seem to like to congregate around dojos and make hasty conclusions to justify mob violence.
ohsnapword 21
Aaaannnnnd here come the meta comments.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Oh shit! And don't you usually wear white in karate class? That sucks, OP. I'm going to assume it came earlier than you anticipated, otherwise you probably would have been more prepared?
routerere 10
Is your username just your name or some sort of pun or reference I'm not smart enough to get? I can't help but feel like I'm missing something here.
thejimhawkins 13
“Notice me senpai” or “I hope senpai notices” is an anime trope.
PenguinPal3017 19
That's a title. Her username is HelenErutherford
Chris Smith_1291676952 8
Was this before or after the gang of women drove your boyfriend off?
kitkatmiaow 21
Sorry but if he was chuckling then he’s nothing but immature and I would find yourself a new crush !!!
TomBran84 2
ooooohhhhhh shit lol