dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
elena02
Wayne, United States
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Anonymous
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
yollew
United States
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Chip
Australia
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
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benderbot19 0
Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.
sugarandspice33 0
Is OP going to the dentist... at 2:30(tooth hurty)? Ahaahah-nah that was lame here comes the thumb downs :(
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White_Knightspc 0
Screw the dentist! You need a doctor to help you remove your head from your ass!!
ITrustNoOne 3
Good idea...Bad idea...Now which one do you think that was?
aFreedom127 9
How's this for an explanation: I tried to open a door with my mouth because my hands were full. When the dentist stops laughing tell him the truth, that you chipped your tooth on your boyfriend's belt buckle trying to be spontaneous by blowing him while he drove on the highway.
hateevryone 15
it's called "putting stuff down so you can open the door with your hands"
VoteForTaco 8
You need to practice with your 'mouth skills'
hellonyancat 6
There aren't enough question marks in the world for this.
KiddNYC1O 22
You're doing it wrong, my friend...
brick_man33 14
thats a mouthfull!
hurrican_fml 0
YDI dumba$$
jbgummybear 0
That is absolutely disgusting.