dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
elena02
Wayne, United States
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Anonymous
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
yollew
United States
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Chip
Australia
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
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benderbot19 0
Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.
sugarandspice33 0
Is OP going to the dentist... at 2:30(tooth hurty)? Ahaahah-nah that was lame here comes the thumb downs :(
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Comments (99)
thefuckinloser 6
dumb move you deserve it
trippythehippy 6
Knob gobbler. FAIL
sexypimpdaddy 0
Nah, I think you just tripped. ;)
DeOilers 9
^ Huh. You can't tell from your picture.
astro16 0
My sister chipped her tooth on a taco.....
Dracoboxer357 36
I'm going to presume that's not an euphinism for....nevermind. ;)
astro16 0
Haha. No. An actual taco! But that would be very amusing ^_^
arielzbkny 0
4 some reason this made my day!
cute_cherry1313 1
Tell the dentist the exact thing that u wrote. Problem solved :D
cute_cherry1313 1
Who has time to plan ahead? and if OP was in a rush they wudnt want to go on a second trip... Plus where would OP put his/her stuff on the way back to where his/her stuff is???
frizbycatch 7
Smart one :p
attaboy368 20
Interesting.......how does one conclude the best course of action is to stick their mouth on something? Hope the last guy to touch had washed his hands after using the toilet.......ick
lastshotlolli 1
Ive opened doors with my mouth without chipping teeth... You just didn't do it right.