dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
elena02
Wayne, United States
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Anonymous
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
yollew
United States
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Chip
Australia
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
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benderbot19 0
Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.
sugarandspice33 0
Is OP going to the dentist... at 2:30(tooth hurty)? Ahaahah-nah that was lame here comes the thumb downs :(
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matthew24997 0
Bet you can fit you fist in your mouth if you can fit a door nob in your mouth
ColdplaySucks 18
Just say you fell and hit something. Not like the truth matters here.
imaginaryvoice 18
I understand where you're coming from, OP. Because it's completely illogical to set whatever you're carrying down, open the door with your hand, and pick your things back up.
naddification 7
Just tell your dentist the first two lines of this FML. I'm sure she/he/it has seen more bizarre (and silly) cases of accidents involving the mouth.
Dcm210 19
use your arms.
sugarandspice33 0
Is OP going to the dentist... at 2:30(tooth hurty)? Ahaahah-nah that was lame here comes the thumb downs :(
frankothetanko 0
talking from experience I see..
Mea022796 2
What possessed you to do that? Did ou think it would end in success?
MasenTheNerd 2
I use my chin.
catatonicsleep 17
my previous dentist's phone number was 230230, no joke