dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
elena02
Wayne, United States
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Anonymous
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
yollew
United States
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Chip
Australia
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
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benderbot19 0
Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.
sugarandspice33 0
Is OP going to the dentist... at 2:30(tooth hurty)? Ahaahah-nah that was lame here comes the thumb downs :(
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Insane_Tea 15
I've never heard of sometone teething a knob.
ohmandapants 17
Oh boy. My mind is in the gutter today...
Zora55 2
wtf don't you know theres so much better things you can do with your moutg. On the other hand practice makes perfect.
trippythehippy 6
Once knew a girl that could fit an entire soda can in her mouth. Ahhh love
Dutchee 5
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I once hit the bottom of the swimming pool while diving a bit too enthusiastically, chipping my front teeth and causing my already crooked teeth to be knocked out of line even more, making braces an absolute must :) Besides, I've done more stupid things in attempting to open doors. Like trying to open a heavy door with your pinky finger, spilling hot tea over yourself in the process.
xxtb0 0
you couldn't easily put what you had in your hands down for a second, but you manage to get down on your knees to do that, smh.
sabbb_fml 0
Shouldve used your foot!
Right_Click 12
Yeah, to kick the freaking door down like a BOSS.
cute_cherry1313 1
What if the doorknob is round? What if s/he isn't the least bit flexible?
sinking_fish 12
69- Then you kick it anyways. The imagery makes me laugh.:)
every1luvsboners 11
Keep practicing, maybe bukakke scenes aren't your thing. One day you'll be the **** star you were meant to be.
ExhaustedLove 0
Did you at least open the door?
truehitman2010 0
You're an idiot.
ZebulonPike 8
Your mouth? Are you serious? Use your feet!
mattorama 15
At the very least, try to nudge it with your forehead.
Brainspoil 2
If people could be killed for stupidity, you op wouldn't live long.