Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML
Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML
Today, a coworker asked me out and we’ve been on a few dates. I had no idea why she’d want to date me, until after we had sex and she started crying and confessed she was molested as a teen, and since her attacker was short and gross like me, she wanted to use me to work out her repressed issues. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
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Top comments
ksks1234 33
At least you found out about the STD before possibly having sex with her.
kittykaos 14
Classy.
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Comments (134)
Coop817 19
Check please
perdix 31
Hey, at least you got a "date" with her for free. Luckily, she opened up to you about her possible diseases before she opened up to you otherwise. Bullet: Dodged.
oj101 33
She's obviously trolling to some extent to put you off from sleeping with her. It is possible that she's just not that into you, even if you're on a 'date'
oj101 33
Either way, don't sleep with her. She may be telling the truth, and an STD would obviously be bad to have, but if she's trolling, then she doesn't want to have sex with you. Period.
rattusrattus 19
OK. Stock up on condoms, femidoms, and dental dams. Then ask her out.
Silent_Thrill 17
Don't forget the full body condoms from Naked Gun! You can never be too safe.
CharresBarkrey 16
Or, you know, depending on the STD, she could just take some medicine...
Lioness8197 18
Haven't you seen a condom commercial? They don't protect against STDs!
KatlynBrooke 27
Yes they do. They're just not 100% effective :)
Lioness8197 18
The last condom commercial I saw said that they didn't. Sorry:p
akiahara 14
Sounds like a keeper.
EffUrEll 8
Clearly she found a great way to get you to lose interested without hurting your feelings. Very well played.
Baybiiie 11
#25 I like your thinking :)
jordanhraye 18
Haha maybe she's not interested and she doesn't want to break your little heart, so instead she probably created this crazy story to get you turned off haha
ilovera 7
It's better that you found out now than later- after possibly getting HIV.
Silent_Thrill 17
Very true 31. OP just needs to learn how to be HIV positive Pete about the situation. No need to be HIV negative Nancy.
Gunnie 24
South Park :D I like
nstinson 4
It's good she told you upfront
DasHaas 9
Sounds like an interesting story. She must trust you to be willing to spill that on a first date, knowing you two have work together in the morning and you can probably ruin that career for her. Or it's a load of crock, of course.