Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML
Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML
Today, a coworker asked me out and we’ve been on a few dates. I had no idea why she’d want to date me, until after we had sex and she started crying and confessed she was molested as a teen, and since her attacker was short and gross like me, she wanted to use me to work out her repressed issues. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
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ksks1234 33
At least you found out about the STD before possibly having sex with her.
kittykaos 14
Classy.
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Comments (134)
jem970 19
Sounds like you dodged a bullet with that dinner conversation OP
GMSrocks 3
That's not right
Vinnie500 14
Most women from Flint, MI are ****** anyways.
whY402Jay 12
Now you know to avoid that drama. Kind of makes me wonder how she openly disclosed this info in the first place. Perhaps you would have ended up in the friend zone had you pursued anything prior to your newfound knowledge.
thapora 8
Hey at least u know now, before u ended up with whatever she has lol
xcassafrassx 1
Just the kind of women you find in Flint... It the wonderful life of living in michigan.
CheezyMane13 5
This sucks. I live in flint. And have notice a large increase In escorts.
Miki101 18
She could've made that up because she's not really interested in you and didn't want to hurt your feelings.
sesor 7
Either she's trying to discourage you... Or you might want to reconsider that crush you've had brewing.
wairdt 5
Flint, MI??? It's rough there for reals.