Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML
Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML
Today, a coworker asked me out and we’ve been on a few dates. I had no idea why she’d want to date me, until after we had sex and she started crying and confessed she was molested as a teen, and since her attacker was short and gross like me, she wanted to use me to work out her repressed issues. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
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Top comments
ksks1234 33
At least you found out about the STD before possibly having sex with her.
kittykaos 14
Classy.
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Comments (134)
xRezSynn 15
At least you found that out beforehand.
spazz666 18
Noor, it seems as though people have knelt down to kiss your ass! Congratulations, you can now join the ranks of Perdix and Doc Bastard!
allduhr 10
At least you found out the easy way!
Cupcake040 17
That's the first and last date right?! Sorry but FYL for this date but if there's a second after what you just heard its YDI.
fuckmylife518 15
You know, she probably just did that specifically because she didn't want to go out with you but didn't want to hurt your feelings either...either that or you picked a winner, and I wish you the best of luck.
panther86 6
You're deep in the friendzone my friend.
MrsAlexander83 10
Well...look on the bright side. At least you found out all of this and what kind of person she really is when no one is looking. Consider yourself extremely lucky!
BobbieH 19
That's classy and sexy! Well she feels close enough to you to tell you something this private. Although I would say FYL more for that. At least you found out about the STD by her telling you and not actually sharing! On the plus side, $50 and you've got a new girlfriend...for an hour!
gracelace 3
That was probably a hint.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Looks like she's just a tad bit to honest for a first date