Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
I don't see the problem here other than disappointing a random stranger. She should be the one embarrassed for making such a huge assumption.
stringoffail 0
Did he at least put out?
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Comments (80)
Chidge 0
YDI
easylazy 0
Maybe it was an accident She set you up with someone named "Leslie" and she assumed it was a girl, but it turned out to be guy
Caayouteepie 0
Agh just meet someone on your own and you wont have this problem... i dont think ydi though.
nolasaints 0
how does she deserve it? you just like saying that
Tubasaurus 0
I don't see the problem here other than disappointing a random stranger. She should be the one embarrassed for making such a huge assumption.
Logica42 0
And if she had posted an FML, people would be saying "**** HIS life, bitch!" ... Yeah. I love the commenters on this site, don't you? It's like Youtube only with less twelve year olds (I think).
halolord01 2
That must feal very very akward, both at the date and talking to your co-worker.
FPsLife 5
You always get at least a little info beforehand. Even something as simple as "what's her name?" could've helped unless it was all a sinister plot to begin with.
stringoffail 0
Yeah, that makes me think it's fake. I always press people for information if they're trying to set me up. "What does she look like?" "Is she a white supremacist?" "Does she eat meat?" "Is she going to blabber on about Jesus all dinner long?" "Is she actually a gay man?"
legs_etc_ 0
ahahaha not being a gay man is pretty good criteria to fit
teentee401 37
Yeah, didn't the coworker use any pronouns? "Oh, you'll love her!" Etc.
Naikin 0
This is a friends episode I saw yesterday..
allylalala 0
ahaha thats what i was gunna say! ahaha i love chandler but i guess in reallll life that kinda sucks so fyl
stringoffail 0
Did he at least put out?
black4wolf 0
FIRST. AND MAYBE YOUR SEXUALLY GAY>. YOU JUST DNT KNOW IT YET Did he pull out of your ass?
Battledog5006 0
#8 , YOU FAIL
LysssNysss 1
Failure. Shut the **** up.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Failure of the moment. FYL.
Lounia_fml 8
Just the moment? You mean failure of the day o.O Congratulations #8 that's the stupidest comment I've ever read!!
lottofee 0
give it a shot, maybe its destiny.
Noremac42 8
She could have just been setting him up for failure. or embarrassment for that matter.
24788 7
HAHA, fyl. probably should of specified though.