Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got a call saying I was successful in my interview to be a pizza delivery driver. As I picked up my contract and got in my car, I reversed sideways into a pole and ripped off my front bumper. The manager came out and helped jam the bumper in so I could make it home. FML
Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
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FerrariCake 2
He's right, you do. And now you have to deliver more pizzas to pay for your ticket.
_Naboo_ 0
You should have though before you spoke, and YDI for parking there. You know better.
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Comments (88)
Grangoire 0
YDI You broke the law, you judgemental douche.
FromCFL 0
YDI for thinking you're special, that rules don't apply to you. The cop should've busted you for verbal assault.
FYL_And_FML 0
dude being a police officer is 10x better then a pizza delivery job
hilsonshipper 0
That sucks. I delivered pizza this summer, and it always sucked trying to find a place to park...sometimes I even had to go a good couple blocks away, and in some places, I was forced to park in a "no parking" zone or a parking place that was permit only; it wasn't feasible otherwise. Check if there's a delivery law like #89 mentioned and see if there's any way you can get the ticket voided. But...at the same time...you shouldn't have yelled at him. =/
g00nie 0
YDI assuming you knew it was a no stopping zone, why did you park there in the first place? and arguinf with an officer gets you nowhere
drmike_fml 0
I would rather have your job instead of his anyday!!!!
minuteforce 2
you parked in a no-parking zone, and you deliver pizza. he was right on both counts. :)
SirJamie77 7
Hahaha that officer put you in your place. YDI.
movies12 0
I pizza guys! :D
glitterbabe224 0
slapped.