Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got a call saying I was successful in my interview to be a pizza delivery driver. As I picked up my contract and got in my car, I reversed sideways into a pole and ripped off my front bumper. The manager came out and helped jam the bumper in so I could make it home. FML
Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
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FerrariCake 2
He's right, you do. And now you have to deliver more pizzas to pay for your ticket.
_Naboo_ 0
You should have though before you spoke, and YDI for parking there. You know better.
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flyboy57 0
Son, you got royally PWNED!!
quarty165 0
hey prick, how female pizza delivery guys do you know? and how many of them are named "nick"? not to mention that the cop called him "buddy." idiot.
greenltrn2003 0
now that you put it that way...
Andrewl_FML 0
This is for pimpin88. The 'evidence' of proving it was a female is nothing but sexism. You are probably just some low life guy who had his heart broken by some girl. Now you just hate girls because she wants nothing to do with you. Or it could be that you were never with a girl and every girl you have ever asked out has laughed in your face? The officer called him/her "buddy". I don't know how many people would call a female 'buddy'... The name says 'Nick' and it says women as a gender. Anyone think he might just be a guy being stupid? If it was such a uni-sex name and it was a female wouldn't you think she would put the name down as something a little bit more feminine sounding? Such as nikki or nichole? I also think the officer would have called 'Nick' something different (if it was female), other than Buddy...
jonny2x4 0
You just got SERVED!
EpicNguyen 0
That's when you should have responded with "At least people are happy to see me!"
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
haha...owned.
urlifesbeeneffed 0
probably one of the biggest YDIs ever
Silver_Lion 0
They only say 'buddy' in Canada! =P
Brooklynxman 0
You have no idea how hard I laughed at you. Idiot.