Anonymous
One hell of a poker game?
Today, I lost 1200 dollars, my fiancée, my dog, my apartment, and my car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Emmpag
Johannesburg, South Africa
And then.....
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Steven
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
J……
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
stuck
Bridgeview, United States
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Anonymous
Carless whisper
Today, I got into a car accident and totaled my car. Also today, someone bought themselves $600 worth of office furniture online with my bank info. My bank doesn’t believe me so they won’t help me get the money back. I'm broke and carless. FML
sounds good mom
Katy, United States
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
KaRaBeAr24
United States
Bad omen
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Top comments
Charlie Given 28
Sounds like the start to a country song, sorry for your situation
bl3ur0z3 17
I need more info on order to properly judge you. Er, I mean your situation.
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Charlie Given 28
Sounds like the start to a country song, sorry for your situation
JoanT 11
Exactly what I was going to say
coius 23
What do you get if you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your job back, your truck back, your dog back, etc...
Bogrbon 27
Sounds like they all were lost together, though I'm not sure in what order. It could be that your fiancée stole from you, you found out and ended up breaking up and losing things you shared. Or it could be that she caught you cheating and you were out on your ass lickity split. Or it could be somewhere in between.
Brightside86 31
You're lucky that's all she cost you. It hurts but I'm always glad to have a relationship blow up early on than for it to happen later after kids/house etc.
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least you've got your health!
tounces7 28
Don't do drugs, kids?
bl3ur0z3 17
I need more info on order to properly judge you. Er, I mean your situation.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What the **** happened?
diraven 15
Try lowering your price.
Bubbilility 27
If you try retracing your steps you might be able to find them! Seriously tho, that honestly sucks, I hope your life starts turning around for the better.
Jonkbaby 23
You my friend, have one heck of a gambling issue