thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
back to creepers
Worcester, United Kingdom
Pixels
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Top comments
vickiejiang1990 0
What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face
nleighane 0
You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that
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Comments (221)
CookieM_fml 4
Tell Him You Faked The Orgasms
valdancer99 0
rofl! ;;))
nleighane 0
He could say he faked the relationship and shed feel shitty
Jenniie14 5
Yeah .. Because that's solve the Sharpie problem ... -_-
birdfreak 24
Hmmm more paint? I'm sorry I don't think you deserved that. He's an ass you deserve better
megerz1113 0
Well Maybe he didn't like the color…I'd have been pissed though
xlorawrz 9
Dayumn, that's cold. Find him and kick his arse, OP.
Bizzzy 5
Sticky his car saying you wore the pants in the relationship
qtip14 0
Great! Now you'll never forget about him :)
Joheezy 14
paint over it
bitchslapped22 14
You'll remember him forever
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
you should go key an acceptance note on his car
InfamousDingo 4
Looks like you shoulda painted your walls black