Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
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vickiejiang1990 0
What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face
nleighane 0
You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that
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Comments (221)
Tomatobee 4
Gives the wall character, I guess...
Tobias5505 0
just paint over it again, it's not like you need to repaint the whole wall
visage 0
If the wall paint is light color the darker marker will show thru. Unless, of course, the paint has some sort of primer in it.
Legolandlord 4
Actually even if its a dark color and u repaint it ther will be a big dark spot and the other parts of the wall will be regular color
dragoness_sm 0
Permanent marker his car... >:]
austinkiser 3
hope u have paint left over
austinkiser 3
hope u have paint left over
BOOSCAREDU 0
Find him and kick his ass and then make him paint over it >:)
Glitterhinoceros 14
Change it into a cool drawing thing, like a butterfly, or a cube :D
XxHunterHavocxX 0
Cause a cube is such amazing artwork...
Awsumuzzie 12
She said cool, not amazing. When you hate, hate right, idiot.. Carry on.
Brool_Story_Co 17
I am curious how you plan to change a breakup note into a cube?
HichSchko46 0
This is my second time seeing you!! Your are freaken cute and your profile says it all. Look at my profile and send me an email!!!
XxHunterHavocxX 0
I was talking about the wow factor. I really don't think a cube is going to be that cool.
Journiexo 18
I love how you said a cube X'D
Nyolia 11
See if you can do something for him destroying property.
perdix 31
Looks like his note is more permanent than your relationship!
macsterfun 3
And more permanent then me and you... WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR THE DOC?!?!
xgirlofglassx 4
Wow, I haven't seen you creeping around for a while, Perdix.
macsterfun 3
That's because he was too busy with the DOC!
HomeAl0ne 20
And let's hope the other stains he left in your bedroom aren't as permanent.
perdix 31
xgirl, I've been creeping around here plenty lately, I've racked up a few badges -- I DO need some steenking badges! macster, who is DOC?
macsterfun 3
Oh, don't you lie to me, Mr! I call him Doc because his real name brings back bad memories. His full name is, *shudder*, Doc Bastard....
ThatGenericGuy 6
Key his car :p