Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML
Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML
Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
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Top comments
Spaghetti7 5
Be popular today: Get the Dorito look!
dudeitsdanny 10
Real men aren't afraid to moisturize. They don't have to, but they're not afraid to. Little boys and closet gays are afraid people will know how insecure they are, so they make fun of real men who moisturize.
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Comments (172)
nuttin2tuff_fml 0
payback is a bitch...just sayin
judices 0
haha u got a cool bro personally I would slap the livin he'll outa him but like said u'll be the only 1lookin like a dorito
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
No
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
You will slap the living he will out of him?
Darklord53 0
Ever used an iPod touch when typing fast?
smurfsarwales 9
fakefamily is being an assh0le. all his comments are just correcting ppls gra mmar. most ppl are on am iPhone so it's mostly typos. only thing I respect is the profile pic.
bigmanj28 0
Say it's the ultimate tan these days
lindsey1023420 5
I'm pretty sure you would notice the diffrent scent/color.
simply_improper 1
deja ju
rocketeer_97 1
deja ju..?
raeka 1
I think they mean "déjà vu"...
mdwilde 7
I had the same thought.
lindsey1023420 5
I'm pretty sure you would notice the diffrent scent/color.
l0606299 0
ouchhh... not cool!
amandapandajones 0
Ha(: cheeto... a walking cheeto(;
elisivedotone 0
oompa loompa...
ifailplzinsultme 0
You're now the male snookie! FYL
codyfranta 0
guido?
simsfan 0
I didn't know they even sold tanning cream in the UK
AnnaBonJovi 9
yes because the British are renowned for their natural tans....