Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML
Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML
Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
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Top comments
Spaghetti7 5
Be popular today: Get the Dorito look!
dudeitsdanny 10
Real men aren't afraid to moisturize. They don't have to, but they're not afraid to. Little boys and closet gays are afraid people will know how insecure they are, so they make fun of real men who moisturize.
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Comments (172)
Ebony101 0
get him!
Lil_Killah 0
lol it would suckk i that happened to me
BIEBERSLAYER 10
go get some hair gel and huge sunglasses to complete the look
PapSmearNinja 4
i would piss on his face while he slept. apon his waking punch him in the mouth.
LukeeRamljaakk 0
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.
Matty1188 6
Having a nice visit with your brother, then? Don't worry OP, he'll still be pulling that stuff 10 years from now.
tkdtapout10 1
I moderatedthis one!!
metalhead5564 0
Cool story bro
Ugi 27
I thought you could get fake-tan remover (used by latin dancers, who have an obligatory orange fake tan). It think it's a cream with a little peroxide in it that bleaches out the dye. Might be worth asking in the chemist.
geeksaresexy 18
Well fancy that! You're right, I didn't know fake tan remover existed. I wonder if that stuff actually works though!
LizzJizz 16
Put on a green wig & tell em you're an Old school Oompa Loompa
slinkydee 2
im pretty sure you can get tan remover stuff from a supermarket or chemist.