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United States
Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML
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Anonymous
Cleveland, United States
Classic
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
tori210
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Anonymous
Makati City, Philippines
Pants down
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
penguinsfan
Canada
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Christen
United States
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Anonymous
San Jose, United States
Looks like we made it… Oh.
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Morgan Bailey
Leaked
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Better safe than sorry
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Anonymous
We've all done it
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
fishtities
Dallas, United States
Squits
Today, as a reward for starting to eating healthy, I got the squits at work. After going to the restroom, my stall didn't have toilet paper, the other two stalls didn't have any either. My boss definitely noticed too when he walked in on me with my pants around my ankles. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
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OwNowBrownCow 0
I put squirrel aids in the pancake mix, just sayin
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OwNowBrownCow 0
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FFML_314 12
At least you wipe :P
glider23 0
Yea, what he said.
ericownz101 0
YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!!
Devanthegreat 0
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bubbles987 0
lmfao. raywilliamjohnson/=3 FTW!!!
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
ahahaha good one, ************!
smiles4life 1
ahaha guess that's how they do er in Texas?oh my bad... it's just u that does that... haha OP YDI
zelinaaa 0
lol good one;)
incredibadder 0
lol should of kept goin. make it seem like a joke. you know to play it off...
GabiIsPrettyKewl 0
haha win .! xD
julie3841 11
bet you don't leave the bathroom without checking yourself for a long time..
cooluc 0
Great first comment, cow! Now, do you got my pancake mix?
Shaunisaloser 0
Easily avoided. YDI.
OhaiChristina 0
20=win!
SqueakyBootz 0
YDI for wearing pants
OwNowBrownCow 0
I put squirrel aids in the pancake mix, just sayin
iCommentFML 0
Hey Im from Texas and everyone ia doing it!!! Its called the tail lol... =3 FTW!!!
kidsanchez1 4
Raywilliamjohnson is funny #20 that's one of my favorite quotes from the videos along with rays quotes Fake and gay 2 camels 1 car and he got aids in his mouth
ericownz101 0
yes, i'm glad to see all you fellow =3 lovers out there... now who wants to eat da poo poo with me? XD
kidsanchez1 4
lol 69 do you like ******
ericownz101 0
70- i ****** love ******. why else would i choose to be #69?
kidsanchez1 4
lol I just noticed that
kidsanchez1 4
Eric do you also like suprise buttsexs fafp
ericownz101 0
sanchez, only when i see a sexy lady and i decide to jump out and yell SUPRIZE BUTT SECKS!!
kidsanchez1 4
Eric becareful not to get aids in your mouth when your doing stuff like eating da poo poo
ericownz101 0
nigga got aids in his mouth! i know man ima be careful..
FFML_314 12
^^ That was weird lol.
samantha_durano 6
@77- me too!
kidsanchez1 4
alright Eric you always got to be protected this world is dangerous I almost got squriel aids
ericownz101 0
ahaha my bad sam those arrows werent to you XD and wait, u like giving suprize butt secks or receiving? lol
kidsanchez1 4
#83 who doesn't
TrollHunter 0
No I do what I want PRICK!
marinus_fml 20
was the toilet paper dirty??
samantha_durano 6
86- giving. DUH. 87- very true.
kidsanchez1 4
ok I'm going to go to sleep because I need the energy tomorrow to stalk your mom then I will do your mom
ericownz101 0
lmao night bro... sammy, duuude ima watch out for you then O_O
BillyTrott36 5
Well that pretty much sucks ass. I would love to know how you found out, hah. Did someone come up and say "Dude, you got toilet paper in your pants." I personally think that would be hilarious.
samantha_durano 6
93- lol wtf was that directed to me? thankyou eric. I HATE CHIMOS.
ericownz101 0
98- i'm pretty sure that was to me. wtf is chimos?
iR0ckSkinnys 3
@1. haha yeah thats true. But does the Op wash their hands?hmm..
samantha_durano 6
child molesters.
ericownz101 0
wow thats a rather witty yet ****** up word for child molester :O
FFML_314 12
Ericownz, although I can't see the comment, I was informed of it lol. Thanks, I think. /:
samantha_durano 6
you're a rather witty but ****** up word for child molester!
ericownz101 0
103- glad to know u still got it. and you're welcome... i think? :P
FFML_314 12
Lol, you are a blunt one aint ya?
ericownz101 0
i is not a word i is a human bean D:
ericownz101 0
i guess i am huh? idk haha i'm just me.. and me wants to know you!
My2864 1
i just dont see how that could happen... ive never gotten toilet paper stuck in my pants.....
xACIDDx 0
Haha really? CHIMOS? Geez I guess there's an abbreviation for everything now, SLOLBINRBIJTDLTDSATM! (Supposedly Laughing Out Loud But I'm Not Really Because I'm Just Too Damn Lazy To Do So At The Moment) See, I can do it too :)
Mubus 0
Hey hey OP, did the toilet paper die?
nuts_in_your_fac 1
YDI for walking.
fakeking2 0
was it used
got_me_like_omg 0
what's the pancake mix crap?? I'm wayyyy behind. :(
DeadMoose 0
how the hell does that even happen?
gurlthatwalks 0
YDI for having to use the bathroom
itchyballs 0
so what? I walk four blocks with my dick hangin out of my pants.
gohabs21 0
29, I love the way you assume she does that just because she's from Texas , sterotype much?
scooter69 0
haha wow ydi!!
MikaRoxx_fml 3
YDI for using toilet paper.
pingpongpickle 8
hahah ahahha
apoll 0
20 wins the year!!!!
PRISSYmuch 0
now that's a good fml
thatonek1d 0
DARWIN AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krystal3408 32
Well I would just play it off.
morganavery33 5
ha
2igutierrez31 2
ha ha tht sucks
weavermycutecat 0
I modded this in
OwNowBrownCow 0
keep up the good work *high five*
glider23 0
I'd soooooo give you a cookie. But the cookies are only for winners.
samantha_durano 6
can sammy have a cookie?
MustBeFirst 0
SAMMY CAN NOT HAZ COOKIEEE !!! GOD DAMN IT REESPECT MY AUUTHORITY!
aardvarkish 17
I was on the planet where this got modded in.
glider23 0
Nope, nope. Sammy gets the cookie.
samantha_durano 6
**** yes!
sammiller4 3
Glad I've never had that problem
oogyboogy 6
hey number 5... you missed you face...
MustBeFirst 0
Yea, Im sorry, I kinda hit her shirt instead =[ ill aim better next time! then its going straight on
sammiller4 3
well 31 I'll get my whole face next time lol
Asstazztic 8
LOL at 1
im_banned 0
hahaha u dumass
xTdubx 0
hahahaha YDI for not checking yourself before u left the bathrom!
JasonJ 5
um... and your point is...?? I don't see the FML here just cuz you got toilet paper stuck to your shoe does not mean your life is absolutely amd completely F***ed
LaDyBlOo 0
Now you know that next time you should double check yourself before heading out lmao
welandedonthemoo 5
u look too hot.
LaDyBlOo 0
???
weavermycutecat 0
thats so awful i feel so bad