Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I'm too demanding. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.
TerAki 0
lol narcissism
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iEuphorical 0
#26 ftw.
AreYouSure_fml 0
You're an idiot for arguing about who's prettier. Best friends and friends should not be so petty.
Paulspacefdot 0
Not saying you SHOULD... but let's just do the math here. 170 "hits". Let's say 1/3 are "serious": 50 (rounded off). Let's say 40 of 'em pass inspection (not too creepy, old, etc). 40 dates at $300 each, that's a cool $12,000.. Let's say that's over a month's time. By this fall, you have $84,000... (let's assume you retire in 7 months and don't spend any). Invest that at a return of 9% (not hard, even right now...). In 10 years, you're rich and have a nice house, two cars, etc... And where's she? Still trailer trash that would post her friend on craigslist! Gotta look at the bright side here...
Leviathan_fml 0
lol 96
infantrygirl 0
Why the **** were you arguing over who is prettier? That's just ******* stupid.
Wonderwall339 0
#68.. Anonymous isn't a user on the site. You have the option of sending in an FML anonymously.
wholeon 0
I know this has already been said but, seriously....W[ho]TF argues with *anyone* about being prettier? That's the most stupid thing I've heard [today].
strawberry_78 0
your friend is an effing bitch...now you will probably have to change your number
this_one_is_fake 0
FAKE
YouAreRidiculous 0
numba ninteysix. you are amazing. haha