Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I'm too demanding. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
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Top comments
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.
TerAki 0
lol narcissism
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Comments (213)
TheAntiComment 0
I'm going to have to get that number.... whats your going rate?
poopooface 0
Seriously, how old are you? Why would you get into a "HEATED ARGUEMENT" about who is prettier?! Good luck with your new dates :)
bonare0607 0
I figure you were arguing because you're both ugly as f*ck -- inside and out. Anyway, at least you won. Congrats!
well_this_sucks 0
why the hekk would you get into an argument over who's prettier?????
Jezebel0202 0
Hah, that's not an FML, that's a compliment.
vers_fml 0
seconded #64
rinaldy 0
# 18 don't take it to heart this "anonymous" guys fml's r full of crap he has plenty all over the website and their all completely fake
AMelodyofJuly 0
Listen to #43. He/She is truly the voice of reason. And make sure your friend didn't use an ugly picture of you. Put your best one up in the ad and then see how many responses you get.
killerkarma 0
awesome.
fyourl 0
that's going to be my april fool's prank to one of my friends hahaha