Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I'm too demanding. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.
TerAki 0
lol narcissism
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Comments (213)
ttonks007 0
heh, that's a really great idea. devious. i like it.
Diosjenin 0
Sorry, 79/80, there's no way that a debate where both people take the side that the *other* person is prettier ends up escalating into a shouting match that ends up with somebody's number posted on Craigslist as a prostitute. That doesn't make any sense whatsoever. And seriously? An argument over who's prettier? Is there *really* something wrong with both of you being accepting of each other without having to constantly subject yourselves to judgment of your entire worth as a human being based on something as trivial as your appearance? How shallow *are* you? There's no way you didn't deserve that one. I just hope you learned something from it...
babysexxplict 0
what are you 12? who argues over whos prettier and is acually seriouse about it.
1073kat 0
wow she tried hard to make your life miserable.
xKattAttack 0
No, you just won the contest for who looks sluttier.
Vehicle 1
Yeah I'd say, laugh at the texts/voicemails && proceed to change your number. I'm assuming it was an ex-best friend, as I have a couple of those and they are a pain. While it was a dumb argument to begin with, She most definitely shouldn't have taken things that far.
luckyyyme 0
you argued over who was prettier?! How old are you, 12? It sucks that she posted your number to be a prostitute, but come on.
mehwhateverr 0
so you and your friend were like "I'M PRETTIER!" "NO I'M PRETTIER!" if you were a true friend, wouldn't you want her to feel good about herself, instead of tearing her down? and she doesn't seem like a good friend either. ydi for acting like kindergarteners.
louisianagrrrrl 0
who argues over whose prettier? you both sound immature
zzz_fml 0
so immature hahah