Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I'm too demanding. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
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Top comments
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.
TerAki 0
lol narcissism
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Comments (213)
summer66_fml 0
seriously......you got into an argument over who was prettier....????
thewoozy1 0
yeah, thank you #159. what kind of self-absorbed people are you to get into an actual argument over who is prettier? get a life.
adrienne_fml 0
wow... you really are dense.
erijgio89248 0
wow...that is awesome.
Cheshire_Cat_fml 0
Hope your self-esteem is now healed by all those fantastic men that just loooove your style. By the way, how many times a day do you dejectedly exclaim "ugh, i'm so fat!" to no one in particular? Women like you make me want to give up on dating.
heatherryo 0
i have a feeling that it was more of an argument where they called each other pretty and discusssed who had the better looks. a friend of mine tries this all the time. she'll say she's jealous of how pretty i am and i'll be like "shut up, you're gorgeous" and she'll get all retarded about it.
earwig12 1
Well, you definitely won that one.
justinsbaby291 0
uhh thats definitely your own fault...why would u get in a fight in the first place about whos prettier? thats just a waste of time
Epoch 0
if you're into that whole "revenge" fad, just sue her. posing someone else's info on craigslist is fraud. if not, calm down, cause you're vain.
ashleyy_fml 0
HAHAHAHA. That's the best revenge ever. But you're stupid for having a heated argument over whose prettier, you should calm down.