Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML
Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
Whata dick. Like the boy who cried wolf, if he says he has another fetish you won't believe him.
WinterChild 20
Time to reveal your reversed roles fetish.
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Comments (114)
zeffra13 31
That sort of ******* with someone and then telling all his friends behind your back is unacceptable. No one deserves that.
HarleyGal12 18
Two words, sweetpea. Dump. Him.
writerchic85 26
That's utterly awful to do to your significant other. I think this is one of those things you should consider breaking it off over.
pineapple_stick 4
huh. Some weird fetish... you have my sympathy though :)
logicrules 11
Lot of people with a sense of humour failure. Wait till he forgets about it then get him back and tell all your friends. Like you said op he did it to **** about and probably didn't realise how bad it would make you feel.
Vanderdale 14
He did it for THREE WEEKS. That goes beyond the point of a harmless prank. Especially when you then go and tell all your friends about it. If you don't realise that that behaviour will make someone feel bad, you don't deserve to be dating anyone.
Brandi_Faith 34
It's also pretty horrible because she obviously wasn't into it and was trying to do it for his sake because she thought he cared about it. She was putting up with something she didn't like, during their most intimate moments, for him. And he was just messing with her the whole time. Not cool.
logicrules 11
Yeh op might feel bad now and he might have dragged the joke out a bit but give it a couple of weeks and she'll be laughing about it too. I really don't see how it's that bad.
xxmirandapandaxx 14
If I compromise myself during sex and do something I really don't want to do just because the person I love reveals to me it's something they really want and need and it turned out to be a cruel joke that's the end I'm sorry. There's no laughing about it. I was put in a really uncomfortable sexual situation so he could laugh at me. It's unforgivable.
katina1236 20
I'd kick his ass to the curb, as bad as it sounds and even though it's a stupid prank he wouldn't get a second chance with me. Good luck OP
Rintarok5 29
Time to tell him that your fetish is ramming a ***** up his ass, then tell his friends 3 weeks later
slavka012 11
Wait, why do you still call him 'boyfriend'?
rabbi1010 29
to get revenge.
lytehammer 3
why are you humiliated? Because you're an awesome girlfriend who would do anything for your dude? all he did was show his friends how amazing you are.
TheLadyOpal 30
She's humiliated because he lied to her and took advantage of her just to have a laugh about it with his friends. What's NOT wrong with that?
VampOfSavannah 31
If that's the only thing you took from the situation, I feel bad for anyone who dates you. Assuming you can get a date with that attitude.
shortcake18 15
You could just tell him that till everyone forgets about it that he is not getting any sex.