Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML
Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
Whata dick. Like the boy who cried wolf, if he says he has another fetish you won't believe him.
WinterChild 20
Time to reveal your reversed roles fetish.
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Comments (114)
HylianTwilight 21
Your boyfriend is a massive tool, OP. I'd leave him, because that level of humiliation, especially with an intimate act where you believed you were fulfilling a fetish of his, is downright disgusting. Good on you for not instantly knocking his supposed fetish right away. I would have probably laughed if my boyfriend was turned on by the idea. I don't knock a lot of fetishes down, but playing a character without actually getting IN character would be silly imo. Sorry that you were put through that humiliation for so long. :(
shepp626 11
I'm not one to yell "dump him/her!" on every post, but trust is a huge part of any relationship, and he very clearly broke that trust. The lengths he went to to humiliate you in front of his friends is very troubling, and says something about him as a person. At the very least he has terribly low self esteem and needs to feel superior by bringing other people down and making fun of them, he sounds absolutely cruel. You went to great lengths to make him happy and he repays you by making you into a joke for his friends, that isn't a healthy relationship. Please don't put up with that kind of thing.
awesumous 16
Woooooooow....... so he told his friends that he made up a weird, fake fetish and that you were sweet enough to go along with it??? Honestly, you shouldn't be embraced, you sound pretty cool in this story!
adrian1203 12
Best way to take revenge . text him saying hi jason had fun last night ? following by another text sorry it wasn't for you .
tscazz1 5
dump his ass
graphite01 15
Doesn't deserve you. anyone who plays with you emotionally is unsafe.
ashley2244 13
Dump that asshat. You don't deserve that kind of treatment.
CAPGator15 10
Next time you give him a ******* just bight down ever so slightly. Do it more every time and before you know you will have him at his knees begging for it to stop.
fuxtix 17
Dump the twat.
embracingsilence 15
Why isn't he your ex yet?