Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML
Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
Whata dick. Like the boy who cried wolf, if he says he has another fetish you won't believe him.
WinterChild 20
Time to reveal your reversed roles fetish.
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Comments (114)
BadMadman 10
I gotta say...it was pretty ballsy, have to give him that.
GhostFox 34
Ballsy does not equate to cruel. Ballsy is being willing to get the hell beat out of you for doing the right thing. Betraying someone's trust and affection for you and then rubbing it in their face is just fuckng cruel.
send3426 24
I seriously hope you mean ex boyfriend
Dune1988 18
You should purchase a strap on and tell him you have your own fetish.
DarkSaphire2002 14
That's terrible! I'm so sorry that he did that to you. I had a similar thing happen to me when I was still with my ex. If you really still love him, you should sit down and talk to him about trust and boundaries. If not, maybe it's better for you if you walk away. Either way, I wish you the best. Take care sweet heart. I'm rooting for you!
HollyQuinn 21
What an ass. You were just being as supportive as you could be. Eurgh.
Dying_Inside14 8
Dump him please
learntoteach 10
I'm sorry OP but that is an unacceptable form of sexual manipulation. If he can't see that what he did was wrong you should leave him. He has shown no respect for you at all.
shadowshalf 8
make him do something way worse, video tape it, and dump him
tenmathieu 11
He sounds like a real douche!
bitchtits99 6
Call him H2O Delirious